Rants and ooohh.. Krave..

This is just great.


So you’re probably thinking ‘rave’? What’s chelsea moaning about now?

No, I am not moaning (for once) I am simply ranting about my ever lasting love and devotion towards food and their creators. I love food and all things filling. Right now on my desk I have  a pack of chocolate digestives, pasta (home-made might I add), a demolished bar of cadbury’s chocolate and tons of moam wrappers.

I just simply love food. You wouldn’t think it looking at my size 8 frame, with volptuous curves and the right amount of breast and ass.

I joke, I don’t look like that. I wasn’t that fortunate in the woman department.. any woman who can run without the issue of being knocked out by her boobs will understand.

Everyone asks ‘how can you eat so much and be so slim?’

My answer?… Exercise.

100 sit ups and push ups a day, 50…

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Cheeky Skimbleshanks

Yes I am on your clean, freshly ironed laundry. Nah nah nah nah nahhh :p

Cheeky Skimbleshanks


March- The opening of Lady Dinah’s Cat Emporium

Hi everyone, sorry I’ve been out of action for a while and haven’t posted anything. Saturday was the grand opening of Lady Dinah’s Cat Emporium in London and I am seriously considering dropping out of uni to work there for the rest of my life (for free if necessary). 





Feline fans rejoice as opening day for Lady Dinah’s Cat Emporium is announced